Unbelievably True Tales of a Landlocked Mermaid

May 18

Sure hope Josephine’s parents taught her never to open the door to strangers…

Sure hope Josephine’s parents taught her never to open the door to strangers…

May 15

Bah. Game crashed, Hewitt save corrupted, so starting over. We have the technology; we can rebuild them. 

Bah. Game crashed, Hewitt save corrupted, so starting over. We have the technology; we can rebuild them. 

May 01

Like father, like daughter. Bonehilda, as usual, is of no help.   

Like father, like daughter. Bonehilda, as usual, is of no help.   

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Apr 21

Heather: Ok, Mom, let me get this straight. You have a camera. You’re maxed on your painting skill, and you still don’t have pictures of me plastered everywhere?

Jacqueline: Umm…

Apr 16

Group hug?

Group hug?

Apr 12

Deborah gets desperate enough to hit up Voohan for a bedtime story, since her parents are busy, big sister is snoozing and Bonehilda has lost all interest in anyone over the age of toddler. 

Unfortunately, Voohan is more interested in that stunning new gate. Exhausted children pale in comparison to ironwork. 

Deborah: Forget it, I’ll go put myself to bed. Again. 

Apr 10

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Apr 06

Jacqueline takes one step closer to reaching artistic genius. 

Matthew: How’s the art therapy coming along? Helping you get over that alien abduction thing? 

Jacqueline: Grrr. It’s not art therapy.  

Matthew: Hey, would you look at that. Did you know we had kids? 

Jacqueline: :sigh: